Sunday, January 10, 2010

GYM and fitness center

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Thursday, November 05, 2009

Hanukkah ohh Chanukah

How would you say it Hanukkah or Chanukah. This is my question to the Hanukkah 2009 season. So when it comes down to it we all ask ourself where do we get all this great Hanukkah gifts. is it the shop around the corner or is it the online store. one place for sure that you can get some Hanukkah gift Baskets That have Hanukkah gelt in it as well as many bulk candy and chocolate.

I like this transcript

Ben: Hi! Aunt Mara, and Uncle Chris, and Aaron, and Seth. Can't wait to see you, thanks for the Hanukkah presents. Happy Birthday Aunt Mara, and Uncle Chris. I can't wait to see you, I love you - thanks again. Bye-bye. Now it's Rachel.




Rachel: Hi Uncle Chris and Mara, and baby Seth. Thank you for giving us the Hanukkah presents. And happy birthday and I love you I can't wait to see you. Bye!



Ben: She also, she meant Aaron too. She just forgot Aaron so thanks a lot for the Hanukkah presents and can't wait to see you. Love you, buh-bye.|Cute video!

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Hanukkah Gifts

It's the end of October and the holiday season is heating up. Lets take a look to see what we need for Hanukkah 2009. we will start with the Hanukkah gifts. some like to buy Hanukkah gift baskets that have bulk candy chocolate and nuts in it some ever have Hanukkah gelt its the perfect gift.
You can also look at this Hanukkah gift baskets.

I also would like you to see this



Hello, I’m Russ Handler with another tip on Hanukkah. Hey, how about giving those gifts? Well, my friends, there’s lots of things to consider. Jews have been giving gelt to friends and family since the 17th century. Just recently, during the 19th century, it’s become a more elaborate. Chose your gifts widely; when I was a child, usually on the first night of Hanukkah we got something really big. The second, third and forth night it could have been something very practical such as a watch or even underwear and socks. Something simple, but something new and something to present during Hanukkah.



When you’re choosing your gifts consider your budget, of course, and don’t go overboard. One of my favorite gifts that I gave to my brother last year, was this. This is Hebrew beer. It’s very special, a six-pack of this cost me $7.50. It was very affordable, it was enjoyable, he loved it and we all got a big kick out of it.



Consider something that’s going to have longevity. This is one of my favorite things, right here; this book is the “Jewish Family Celebration: The Sabbath Festivals and Ceremonies”; a great book that just really highlights Jewishness at its best.



For the young kids, give them something as well, that they’re going to enjoy. It doesn’t have to be spectacular. This book, here, for instance; “Hanukkah Lights, Hanukkah Nights”. It’s a great read for any small child, it’s very colorful and they will enjoy it very much.



Most importantly, don’t stress out over the gifts that you choose for Hanukkah. Hanukkah is about family, friends and the menorah and of course, Mr. Mazal for good luck. I’m Russ Handler and I’ll see you in Temple.

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Hanukkah 2009

Hanukkah 2009 it's yet another year that we are coming to. And as we get closer we need to get some Hanukkah Gifts for our family and Friends.

So here is a clip for you to enjoy


Hava

Nagilah hava

Nagilah hava

Nagila hava venis’mecha



I'm MC Jew C

And my name is Little Mitzvah

I know we look alike

But she's not my sistah



We got something on our mind

that we realy must to share

We want to spread the word

Make the people aware



See we're hitting all the sales

At the malls in November

When a violent feeling swept us

With a need to dismember



Santa Clause taking pictures

All the kids on his lap

We never did that

and it feel like big bitch slap



All this Christmas being shoved

down our Jewy Jew throats

It makes us feel all meshugganah

It gets our goat



Now we can talk of the economy

or the state of the nation

But really rather chat

about our realization



Yule-tide schmutzing

every freak a store-ah

Nowhere in our midst

was there one tiny Menorah



Makes no shiny tinsel

thread pass like a clap

We are here to say

Our holiday gets a really bad rap



(chorus)

We wish you a merry Hannukah Gift

We wish you a merry Hannukah

We wish you a merry Hannukah



And a Happy Jew Year



Now we are driving down a street

And have to break to a halt

No it's not a stray dog

Just more Christmas gifts assault



Mary, Joseph and the crew

Kicking it in the grass

But I'm a Jew and if you do

Save that garnish for mass



Wreaths, candy canes

And a plastic Jesus

Nowhere on my lawn

Is not to be the guy who frees us.



Red and green bulbs

on every window sill

We get the Festival of Lights

But Oy, the power bill



Everyone drive around

With a tree on their car

And to find a Hannukah Bush

You got to go real far



You think that God is so smart

Creating Heaven and Hell

Then why'd he make a holiday

We can't even spell?



Crazy Bush in the House

Jacking us all with oil

We gotta cut off his balls

Like an amateur Mohel



Our stuff used to last

Eight Nights at a time

Give Hillary Obama

Get a guy name Cha'im



(chorus)

We wish you a merry Hanukkah

We wish you a merry Hanukkah

We wish you a merry Hanukkah



And a Happy Jew Year



So we are chillin on our sectional

We got at Levitz

Staring at the tube

While sipping Maneshivitz



Every channel has got a special

With a scrooge or a deer

Now we're no homophobes

But we think Rudolph is queer



But where is the commerical

With the mom making lochsas

All I see is shiksah

seriving ham, it's fakakta



They carol at my door

And when I answer it's fail

I don't know Holy Night

Can I request Dreidel Dreidel?



Your spending all your Hanukkah Gelt

Buying presents galore

Your family, your garbage man

And neighborhood whore



Fifty, Sixty kidneys

for your kids who are spoiled

For eight modest items

My mom and dad toil



You watch a lotta Seinfeld

In the Bible Belt

But no Wal-Mart ever sold

A piece of chocolate gelt



Now some Jews have Christmas candy

Please don't fall in that trap

Got the guilt to the hilt

Hannukkah gets a bad rap



(chorus)

We wish you a merry Hanukkah

We wish you a merry Hanukkah

We wish you a merry Hanukkah



And a Happy Jew Year



Holla Back, Jew Jew

Holla Back, Jew Jew

Holla Back, Jew Jew

Holla Back, Jew Jew



Yo yo Jew C, Hanukhah's over.

Really? When did it start?

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Rosh Hashanah 2009 Israel

Some Rosh Hashanah Gift baskets to Israel. Have some fun looking and maybe getting some

for your rosh hashanah 2009


Israel Chocolate & Nut Line-Up Gift BasketIsrael Chocolate & Nut Line-Up Gift Basket

Israel Dried Fruit Antique Wooden ChestIsrael Dried Fruit Antique Wooden Chest

Israel Rosh Hashanah Gift BasketIsrael Rosh Hashanah Gift Basket

Israel Amber Glass Gift TrayIsrael Amber Glass Gift Tray

Israel Ceramic Rosh Hashanah Gift Baskets Israel Ceramic Rosh Hashanah Gift Baskets

Dried Fruit & Apple Footed Gift Tray Dried Fruit & Apple Footed Gift Tray

Israel Shana Tova BasketIsrael Shana Tova Basket

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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Rosh Hashanah 2009

Getting ready for Rosh Hashanah 2009 takes some work. you have to get ready with everything some times its ez but some times its hard.
one thing that is fun for

Rosh Hashanah is the gifts that we get i have seen a lot of Rosh Hashanah gifts.

the on I like the most is the one from oh nuts they have a large selection of

Rosh Hashanah baskets and Rosh Hashanah gift baskets. from apple and honey to the delicious chocolate and candy and nuts.

What ever your fancy is you can find it there

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Camp care packages

Camp is almost here. get ready start your engines and prepare the kids for the summer days. Is you child going to camp for the first time? or is is not the first time. whatever it is, you should light up his OR her day with some nice camp care packages. The camp packs are the prefect gift for you child and it has some nice candy chocolate and nuts in it. so if you would like to put a smile on his face go ahead and send some summer fun along the way..

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