Hanukkah 2009

Hanukkah 2009 it's yet another year that we are coming to. And as we get closer we need to get some Hanukkah Gifts for our family and Friends.

So here is a clip for you to enjoy

Hava

Nagilah hava

Nagilah hava

Nagila hava venis’mecha

I'm MC Jew C

And my name is Little Mitzvah

I know we look alike

But she's not my sistah

We got something on our mind

that we realy must to share

We want to spread the word

Make the people aware

See we're hitting all the sales

At the malls in November

When a violent feeling swept us

With a need to dismember

Santa Clause taking pictures

All the kids on his lap

We never did that

and it feel like big bitch slap

All this Christmas being shoved

down our Jewy Jew throats

It makes us feel all meshugganah

It gets our goat

Now we can talk of the economy

or the state of the nation

But really rather chat

about our realization

Yule-tide schmutzing

every freak a store-ah

Nowhere in our midst

was there one tiny Menorah

Makes no shiny tinsel

thread pass like a clap

We are here to say

Our holiday gets a really bad rap

(chorus)

We wish you a merry Hannukah Gift

We wish you a merry Hannukah

We wish you a merry Hannukah

And a Happy Jew Year

Now we are driving down a street

And have to break to a halt

No it's not a stray dog

Just more Christmas gifts assault

Mary, Joseph and the crew

Kicking it in the grass

But I'm a Jew and if you do

Save that garnish for mass

Wreaths, candy canes

And a plastic Jesus

Nowhere on my lawn

Is not to be the guy who frees us.

Red and green bulbs

on every window sill

We get the Festival of Lights

But Oy, the power bill

Everyone drive around

With a tree on their car

And to find a Hannukah Bush

You got to go real far

You think that God is so smart

Creating Heaven and Hell

Then why'd he make a holiday

We can't even spell?

Crazy Bush in the House

Jacking us all with oil

We gotta cut off his balls

Like an amateur Mohel

Our stuff used to last

Eight Nights at a time

Give Hillary Obama

Get a guy name Cha'im

(chorus)

We wish you a merry Hanukkah

We wish you a merry Hanukkah

We wish you a merry Hanukkah

And a Happy Jew Year

So we are chillin on our sectional

We got at Levitz

Staring at the tube

While sipping Maneshivitz

Every channel has got a special

With a scrooge or a deer

Now we're no homophobes

But we think Rudolph is queer

But where is the commerical

With the mom making lochsas

All I see is shiksah

seriving ham, it's fakakta

They carol at my door

And when I answer it's fail

I don't know Holy Night

Can I request Dreidel Dreidel?

Your spending all your Hanukkah Gelt

Buying presents galore

Your family, your garbage man

And neighborhood whore

Fifty, Sixty kidneys

for your kids who are spoiled

For eight modest items

My mom and dad toil

You watch a lotta Seinfeld

In the Bible Belt

But no Wal-Mart ever sold

A piece of chocolate gelt

Now some Jews have Christmas candy

Please don't fall in that trap

Got the guilt to the hilt

Hannukkah gets a bad rap

(chorus)

We wish you a merry Hanukkah

We wish you a merry Hanukkah

We wish you a merry Hanukkah

And a Happy Jew Year

Holla Back, Jew Jew

Holla Back, Jew Jew

Holla Back, Jew Jew

Holla Back, Jew Jew

Yo yo Jew C, Hanukhah's over.

Really? When did it start?